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Dec 28, 2010

For the Philip K. Dick fans, I threw three quotes (and a pizza recipe) into Google Translator, translate the text into 10 languages (English --> German --> Greek --> French --> Hebrew --> Albanian --> Irish --> Estonian --> Japanese --> Russian --> Bulgarian --> English) and here's the juicy result:

Original Text:

First of all, why not let people differ about their answers to the great mysteries of the Universe? Let each seek one's own way to the highest, to one's own sense of supreme loyalty in life, one's ideal of life. Let each philosophy, each world-view bring forth its truth and beauty to a larger perspective, that people may grow in vision, stature and dedication.

Second of all, all biologic phenomena act to adjust: there are no biologic actions other than adjustments. Adjustment is another name for Equilibrium. Equilibrium is the Universal, or that which has nothing external to derange it.
And last, that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.

Crusty Pizza Dough (see recipe below) or any unbaked, low fat, pizza shell
1 16-oz. Can re-fried beans
2 tsp. Fajita seasoning
6 slices fat free cheese singles, sharp cheddar flavor
1 to 2 c. Bottled chunky salsa
2 scallions with tops, sliced
1 c. Lettuce, chopped
1 jalapeno pepper, chopped
1 c. Nonfat sour cream

Make pizza dough. Bake for 3 minutes in a 400 F oven. Remove from oven and top in this order: cheese singles; re-fried beans; fajita seasoning. Return to oven and bake until pizza crust turns light brown and is baked. Remove from oven and cut into 8 slices. Place lettuce, salsa, jalapeno, scallions and sour cream out in bowls for everyone to choose their own topping. Serve warm.

Bon Appetit

Juicy Result: 

First, people give different answers to the great mysteries of the universe, how, why? Better life for our ultimate perfection, and everyone wants to believe in their own way. Their philosophy in the wider context of truth and beauty, people with height, vision, let's growing commitment to creating a presentation.

Second, biological phenomena act to adjust: biological behavior is not appropriate. Compliance is another name for balance. Universal balance, or has something to prevent it.

Eventually, he died, not eternal lie, you die as a result of hundreds of strange.

Pizza dough (see recipe below), or unwanted, low fat pizza dough
1 -16 oz roasted again
2 tsp. Fajita seasoning
6 slices of cheese singles,
Chedasosu And bottled salsa Hasson 02.01 Onion Pie 2
Lettuce, 1 cup finely chopped,
1 red pepper sliced
1 C, fat-free sour cream

Prepare pizza. Single-cheese bake F oven for 3 minutes, baked beans, Fajitas experience: This series of 400 more, remove from oven. The return value is baked until browned pizza, lathe, and cook. Remove from oven and cut into eight pieces. Salads, salsa, chili, onion, sour cream, seat shell that covers all possibilities. Meet hot.


Xenios Theocharous


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